spatsula:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

WHAT THE HELL WHY ARE THESE COMMMERICALS SO FUCKING SAD LIKE I CRIED WHAT THE FUCK

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tyleroakley:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

image

I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

do you ever just glitch

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(via ayyemacarena)


stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

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stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

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tegan-or-sara:

me around small children

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janecrocker:

shipping is stupid

shipping is banned

no more shipping ever for anybody

stop shipping

if you want to buy a package off of ebay you fucking walk to hong kong and get it

(via queen-slate)


thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via staygold-onthehighwaytohell)


dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via dogeby)